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College basketball centers are HUGE. Do they sprinkle Miracle Grow on them or something?
Alex, age 13.
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Mom, I get plenty of sleep in school!
Alex, age 13.
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When do you propose I take my pants off at school, Mom?
Alex, age 13.
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I’m writing a book of witty retorts.
Alex, age 13.
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And it was a first down to boot!
Alex, age 13.
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What’s a Charlie Day?
Alex, age 13.
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I dropped my socks in haste of avoiding the stench.
Alex, age 13.
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You two are enough to give a bottle of aspirin a headache.
Alex, age 13.
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Who is she? She looks like she’s trying to look young, where did she get that dress, at Justice for Girls next to Kohl’s??
Emily, age 11.
“What is that…it’s not a hamster, what is it?” “A porc-u-PINE.”
